I can't tell you how many times I foolishly tuned into NFL Live only to end up impulsively taking a dull kitchen knife to a picture of Herm Edwards. I can't remember the last time I tuned into Mike and Mike in the Morning without having the overwhelming sensation of fire ants eating out my ear canal. And I still have night terrors from my experience with reading one of Peter King's self-involved bullshit waste-of-my-time articles. I'm tired of wasting my time and my childlike hope for quality sports analysis on these insight-impotent people.
While they surely have the ability to think critically and provide an effective analysis of a story or a game, they waste our time by not spending theirs doing their damn jobs. They'll whine about not having enough time to share their thoughts or that their producers limit the extent of what they can discuss, but they waste their provided time week in and week out by bullshitting with each other and avoiding their duties as analysts first and comedians second. This is why we are a nation of dumb sports fans, and this is why I revived the site.
If I hear one more person ask me what I think about an NFL story without having a point-of-view that has been hammered by the media, I swear I will start randomly throwing cocktail Molotovs at people on the street. So please, for god's sake, if you post on this blog site, please come with something minutely interesting and leave the generality on another blog that warrants shitty discussion.
As the saying goes, no matter how hard you try to clean and polish a turd, it will always look and smell like Merrill Hoge.
So welcome to my blog.